Amir Massoud Tofangsazan: The blog continues

THIS IS THE SHORT STORY OF THIS SITE

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For those coming here and wondering what it's all about - well in a nutshell it's about this ebay scammer called Amir Tofangsazan who sold a broken laptop and thought he got away with it... 4 million site hits between this and the parent site (dormant for over a month now) and we're still waiting for the little toe sucker to make good. Probably the easiest way to understand things is to click on the picture on the left and see what Wikipedia has on him.....click on the big text to see the current Wikipedia stuff, anyway, I'm just trying to make this site as interesting as possible for daily visits until Amir raises his perverted thieving head again!
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LATEST, LATEST, LATEST UPDATE (thanks again to Von) link

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LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE THIEVING SHIT MOVED ONTO BIGGER SCAMS! - I'll try and get some more info but if any of you have a friendly journalist friend they can apply for the court documents here. Thanks to 'anonymous' for the tip. If you click on the earliest archive on the right you can get a good idea of what this guy was all about. He was even interviewed on BBC radio were he denied everything (it's somewhere in the archives). I for one am very happy he was denied bail and hope he goes to prison where his homo-erotic tendencies and foot fetishes will have another outlet.

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I had no idea how our donkey would react beforehand. Please excuse my playing. I was too distracted, LOL!
I bought Donkeyotee when he was a starving 4 and 1/2 month old colt who had been errantly weaned at 2 and 1/2 months of age. My vet didn't think he would make it through that first night. He was skin and bones, his ears drooped down, and he was too weak to take more than a single shuffling step on his own. Reported the previous owner to animal control and they investigated.
He is 7 years old now and very healthy. He makes me smile every day with his antics. You never know what can happen when you help an animal in need.

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Moo-Woof

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Facebook link

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ROSEANNE BARRFiles Official DocsTo Become President

Roseanne Barr -- who famously butchered the National Anthem -- has filed official documents to become the Green Party's nominee for President of the United States of America.

Barr -- who has been waging a Twitter and Facebook grassroots, digital campaign -- has just made it official. She wants to carry the Green Party banner in the November election.

Barr says she's sick of Democrats and Republicans, whom she believes are not working in the best interests of the American people.

So what, you ask, is Roseanne pushing? The answer is simple ... pot. She wants marijuana legalized and sold strictly domestically.

As for the whole Iraq thing ... she'll get back to us.

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just the new Old Spice ad

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"On a night out I would pull any of my
friends' trousers down" - Denise Welch
 
"Trying to work out if I'd rather wank
off a dead tramp under a warm waterfall
of dogshit for eternity, or be will.i.am
for a day" -  Theo from Hurts
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* Fred Durst's 60 day juice diet
* RIP Leslie Carter
* Charts: Alyssa Reid is number one
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       >> Pipes of peas <<
       Carnivorous crew run from Paul
 
    Paul McCartney was filming in Bermondsey
    Street last week and the street was
    jammed with trailers, including a very
    well-stocked catering truck. Being a
    McCartney production the catering was,
    of course, vegetarian only. The crew,
    however, were not.
 
    So at lunch, as soon as the star’s back
    was turned, they took one look at the
    rabbit-food and then legged it to the
    nearest pub to order steak.
 
 
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Spotted: David Miliband on the Northern Line.
Sat in a priority seat with his bag taking up
the seat next to him. Had to be told to move it.
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       >> Phone sex <<
       Su makes a tit of herself
 
    Su Pollard has an interesting little
    party trick. When appearing in shows,
    she likes to ruffle the feathers of
    other cast members by popping into
    their dressing room, pulling down
    her top and pretending to take phone
    calls on her tits. She lifts one up
    to speak into and leans in to use the
    other as a receiver. She generally
    'calls' her agent.
 
 
FYI: Su Pollard: http://www.supollard.co.uk/
 
 
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Glee's Ryan Murphy used to go out with Twilight
director Bill Condon. Murphy wrote a screenplay
about it when they split, Why Can't I Be Audrey
Hepburn? It was bought by Steven Spielberg.
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       >> Big Questions <<
       What people are asking this week
 
     Could it be true that Geri Halliwell 
    originally had her eye on designing
    the swimwear for the British Olympic
    team in her Union Jack style - and
    only took up the much hyped Next
    dress project after her Olympic dream
    was quashed?
 
    Kristen Bell's fiancé hired a sloth for
    her birthday party - but what we want
    to know is, where can you hire a sloth?
 
 
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The 'Throne' Spanking Paddle for Valentine's.
Handmade in English Walnut and silver.
A new standard for elegant kink. Scandalous:
http://www.smarterthan.co.uk
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       >> Wheatgerm flavoured water <<
       Fred Durst is so rock n' roll
 
    Feeling bad that you haven't quite
    managed to stick to your New Year
    detox? Maybe you'll take solace in
    the fact that Fred Durst has struggled
    too. He started a tumblr documenting
    the progress of his 60 day juice diet
    but it hasn't been updated since
    January 12th and he'd already cheated
    twice by that point.
 
http://fred60.tumblr.com/
 
 
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A recent dining companion of Mariella 
Frostrop's was heard opining that Mariella has 
much better manners than Kirsty Young.
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       >> Dorset serial <<
       Plane stupid talk
  
Clarenceworley writes:
    "I sat next to a woman from Dorset on
    a flight from Barcelona into London
    who drunkenly admitted to having
    wanked off gangly ogg-monster Stephen
    Merchant.
 
    "He never called back apparently."
 
 
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Bob Crow was holidaying in the Maldives a couple
of weeks ago. True to his man of the people
principles he was wearing his Millwall shirt.
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        >> RIP Leslie Carter <<
        Backstreet sister remembered
 
    We were sad, but not that surprised,
    to hear that Leslie Carter, sister
    of BSB's Nick and Aaron, died this
    week, aged only 25, of a suspected
    overdose. As we always said, the
    Carters are the 21st century version
    of the Jackson clan - with pushy
    showbiz parents and a whole brood
    of messed-up children.
 
    Leslie, when only 14, had been earmarked
    by the family to be the new Britney or
    Christina. She got a $400k album deal
    with Interscope, and a single on the
    Shrek soundtrack.
 
    The album never got released. Poor
    Leslie wasn't cut out to be a pop
    superstar, had panic attacks and
    put on weight. (You can see how weirdly
    stretched her image was to try and
    hide this on her single, Like Wow.) 
 
    Knowing now that she tried to escape
    this world by joining an indie band,
    moving to Canada, marrying the drummer
    and having a baby, this Esquire article
    from 2001 about her single's videoshoot 
    makes heartbreaking reading. RIP Leslie.
http://bit.ly/ztWXnS 
 
 
 
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Benedict Cumberbatch hates his Sherlock haircut.
His favourite hairstyle was the long blond
floppy look he had in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
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       >> Popbits <<
       Things we love this week
  
    1. A worthy addition to our series of
    how-did-that-get-made films - The FP.
    Two gangs compete for supremacy in the
    deadly arena of dance stage euromix
    competitions:
http://bit.ly/wHVKT7 
 
    2. What do you get if you cross Katy
    Perry's best track with OMD's best
    track? Teenage Gay. It's awesome:
http://bit.ly/wzGVU2
 
    3. Brilliant 90s pop medley:
http://bit.ly/wtY7VG
 
 
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The first song Moby learned to play on the
guitar was Crocodile Rock.
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       >> Don't Don't Ron Ron <<
       Wood if you could, but you can't
 
    Invitations were sent out this week to
    journalists for a preview screening of
    Sky Arts' new show on Ronnie Wood at
    Charlotte St Hotel. So far so normal.
    Except it came with the oddest caveats:
 
    That you couldn't report anything at all
    that was said at the screening.
 
    And on no account was anyone to try to
    talk to Ronnie Wood.
 
 
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The last Giants v Patriots Superbowl was won
by a Plaxico Burress score. He went on to be 
even more famous for managing to shoot himself 
in the leg in a nightclub. 
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       >> Direktor General <<
       Spot the pattern baldness
 
    Our theory is that the BBC, like the
    Soviet Empire before it, is dictated
    from the top by the Hairy-Bald Theorum. 
    The Director-General succession follows
    the same pattern as the Soviet leadership
    (ie, a slaphead is always followed by a
    hairy man).
 
    Soviet Union
    Lenin (baldy) - Stalin (hairy) 
    Krushchev (baldy) - Brezhnev (hairy)
    Andropov (baldy) - Chernyenko (hairy)
    Gorbachev (baldy) - Yeltsin (hairy) 
    Putin (baldy) - Medvedev (hairy) 
    and probably Putin (baldy)
 
    BBC
    Alisdair Milne (hairy) - Sir Michael
    Checkland (balding) - John Birt (hairy)
    Greg Dyke (baldy) - Mark Byford (hairy)
    Mark Thompson (baldy)...
 
    If our suspicions are correct, this 
    would seem to rule out early favourite
    in the betting, George Entwhistle.
 
See:
http://bit.ly/yaJQmP 
    
 
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Alan Yentob's home WiFi network is called YENTOB. 
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        >> Brother bother <<
        Let's hope Nic's efforts were rewarded
 
    Nicola McLean has been on This Morning
    this week to say how much she regrets
    going on Celebrity Big Brother.
 
    Ah well, sympathised Eamonn Holmes,
    perhaps the money for the show helped.
    Nicola said that it didn't, "but that's
    why I was doing it obviously, to try
    and help provide for my two little boys."
 
    Which is odd, as we're not even sure she
    got any money for it. The story going round 
    the TV channel was that they hadn't
    originally selected her - but were 
    impressed when she said that she was
    so keen to be on CBB she would even
    do it without pay.
 
 
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Last week’s number one album, + by Ed Sheeran
sold 20,607 copies - which is the lowest sales
for a chart-topping album since Sept 1995.
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        >> Men at work <<
        Funny names down under
 
    1. Two senior managers were forced out
    of Melbourne Convention Centre after
    claims of a catering scam... a Mr Burger
    and a Mr Bowles:
http://bit.ly/xHoGbB
 
    2. Complaints made about nudist gatherings
    at Peka Peka beach, New Zealand are being
    investigated by... Sergeant Bigwood:
http://bit.ly/zlnlYU
 
    3. Dogging at the car park of an Auckland
    Bowling club is being looked into by...
    Inspector Allcock:
http://bit.ly/zbScvW
 
 
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Yes, you're a knobhead but I do love you!  
Valentines cards and loads of other goodies.
Cheaper than paying for an expensive 
meal and much more fun.
http://www.deanmorriscards.co.uk/
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       >> Things that make you go hmm <<
       Bin Laden, Mitt Romney, cute dormouse 
 
    Great alternative Valentine's Gifts
    and free UK postage:
http://www.missfoofoovonladygarden.com
 
    Do horses lie down to go to sleep?
http://bit.ly/wTbEnG
 
    The snoring dormouse:
http://bit.ly/yxmIQ4
 
    Thanks to the Observer for introducing
    us to young Romanian footballer Bin
    Laden Virtosu. And here he is:
http://bit.ly/wf1UqK
 
    Nice piece on drum and bass legend
    Andy C:
http://ind.pn/z3kXkI
 
    How long would it take Mitt Romney
    to earn your salary?
http://slate.me/w4wJOl
 
    RIP Universal amphitheatre - 
    to make way for a Harry Potter ride:
http://bit.ly/w6bXqi 
 
 
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Old Jokes Home
Q: What's invisible and smells of worms?
A: Bird farts.

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OKSANA GRIGORIEVALands Singing Gig ... Seriously

Oksana Grigorieva -- the woman who became famous when Mel Gibson hooked up with her and then tried executive producing her very first album -- IS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!! ... TO SING!!!

Oksana has been booked at a legendary Hollywood lounge to perform this Friday and Saturday night. The lounge -- Gardenia -- has been around for years, and featured some big performers.

It's interesting -- Oksana was hell-bent on getting the rights to her music from Mel during their breakup. Oksana secured the rights and now is trying to make it on her own.

Check out the sample from the Mel-funded album (above) ... and then you be the judge.

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Professional kiteboarder Andy Hurdman trades lift for flow (floe?) as he navigates a perilous ice field near Glacier Island, Alaska, by wakeboard.

Alaska Wakeboarding Teaser from Catchin' Air Tv Show from UpDown Productions on Vimeo.

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UPDATE to below post: just thought this was the best response to the below article:
I think the above sadly misunderstands the pleasures of watching Letterman as TELEVISION. For enlightenment, please consider the following excerpt from a blog post written just after Letterman's sex scandal a while back.

"If we lose Letterman, we lose the last remaining program to understand that it’s impossible to do five hours a week in television without embracing the fundamental banality of the medium. Back in the early ‘80s, Letterman pretty much pioneered the deconstructed talk-show format ("Dave" is such an avuncular fixture now that it is easy to forget that generationally his peer group is Andy Kaufman, Michael O’Donahue, Bill Murray, and the other earliest architects of the smartass self-reflexive stupidity that remains comedy’s coin of the realm even today). When the show moved to CBS (after NBC gave the Burbank kingdom to the depressingly more accessible Leno), Letterman settled into a less adventurous yet at times more subversive role as the cantankerous east coast curmudgeon—seemingly the lone high-profile celebrity to serve as a refreshing counterweight to Hollywood bullshit. Cher called him an asshole! His hosting of the Oscars was the biggest disaster ever, precisely because he wasn’t there to blow smoke up everyone’s ass. Until their recent rapprochement, even Oprah—the nation’s healer-in-chief—hated his guts.

True to his midwestern roots, Letterman is generally polite and hospitable. But there is nothing more entertaining than seeing him go off on someone who truly deserves it. He exhibits the comfort of a guy with two fingers of Scotch in the belly who remains for the most part loosely hilarious—but is just as happy to let a guest know s/he is full of shit, overhyped, and wasting everyone’s time. Was there anything more beautiful, more cuttingly elegant, than Letterman expressing his regret to Joaquin Phoenix that Joaquin Phoenix was unable to show up for his own interview? And I’m sorry, his joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter getting knocked-up during the seventh-inning stretch at a Yankee’s game was flat-out hilarious. Letterman apologized, but if you watch closely, you’ll see that he still ends many monologues with Palin jokes, followed by the band playing him over to the desk with "Bitch" by the Rolling Stones. He is an asshole—but in a TV-verse where everyone else endlessly compliments each other about how awesome and talented they are—we desperately need such an asshole.

I’ve heard some express distaste for Letterman because the show so often runs certain gags into the ground, day-after-day, week-after-week. But that is precisely what makes bits like "Will It Float?" so brilliant—a goofy schoolyard dare given its own theme song, dressed up with the gratuitous showbiz eye-candy of "Hula girl" and "Saw Girl," and performed as equal parts bar wager and Mr. Wizard. It’s a bit that doesn’t need a roundtable of recent Harvard grads in the writers room dueling each other to see who can mine the most obscure Punky Brewster reference, but hinges instead on the pleasures of repetition and, more importantly, Letterman’s ability to vamp amiably through almost anything as a host-comedian rather than a comedian-host. If you didn’t see his "confession" last Thursday, it is really worth a look if only because it so perfectly showcases his ability to tell an open-ended story. After revealing he has "had sex with people he works with," he got a standing ovation from the audience!

As for the rest of them, what’s the point really? I hear Jimmy Kimmel is still on ABC somewhere (in Chicago, he comes on after Nightline and after an Oprah rerun, so it’s easy to lose track of him). There’s the loud Scottish guy that comes on after Dave. I’m not really sure what his shtick is other than standing too close to the camera during the cold open, but it is a significant improvement over Craig Kilborn who managed to create a show solely for Ari Gold before Ari Gold even existed (Kilborn has all but disappeared. Somehow I imagine him hanging out in whatever remains of the Farmers Market in L.A. insulting tourists for their cargo pants, bad haircuts, and cheap sunglasses). Then there is Jimmy Fallon taking up the Letterman/O’Brien franchise at NBC. Fallon actually looks to have learned a few lessons from Letterman, the show using a set of revolving Beat the Clock premises to facilitate banal audience interactivity. But Fallon is no Letterman, at least not yet. And his producers need to electroshock him out of saying that everything, absolutely everything on the show is going to be "really cool" and "so cool" and "so awesome" and "so fun" and so on. Plus, this week the show is having a "Yacht Rock" night, and as Yacht Rock was hugely cutting-edge FIVE YEARS AGO, this does not bode well for Late Night staying in the vanguard of the comic zeitgeist."

Cheers!

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another reason to hate Bill O'Reilly and Fox News and love the Dutch!

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even Steve would have to laugh at this

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so here’s Peter Dinklage [dwarf dude from The Thrones] sitting in a red chair on the Italian talk show Chiambretti Sunday Show being mock-photographed by a sultry, tight-pantsed model while the audience claps along to nothing in particular.

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a French "socialist" isn't really like all the other socialists out there..... they're pretty much unique to France..... they're they same dudes who burn sheep in the streets if their EU subsidy is threatened.... in other words, doolally

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TV Movie Trailer of the Day: Game Change, Jay Roach’s small screen adaptation of John Heilemann and Mark Halperin’s same-named 2008 presidential election chronicle, gets its first full trailer.

The political drama, which stars Ed Harris as John McCain, Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin, and Woody Harrelson as campaign strategist Steve Schmidt, is set to premiere March 10th @ 9PM ET on HBO.

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What ever kind of medicinal good shit Joan Rivers was smoking on the last episode of Joan & Melissa needs to find its way vaporizer, because it took her on a messed up journey that ended with her getting into the hot tub with her clothes on and drinking chlorine water out of her shoe. I might believe this staged mess if Joan was a newbie stoner-in-training, but she's already admitted that she's smoked her fair share of heaven's blossom and she even toked her original face off with Betty White back in the day. Betty White just turned down the Cypress Hill and took off her bong maskto shake her head at Joan Rivers trying to act like she's that baked. And if throw a black wig on Joan Rivers, this could easily pass as a night in the life of Demi Moore.

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Classic CelebS

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TROLL SHEEP!

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ADORABLE

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Mel Gibson's new movie actually looks really good!

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why hasn't anyone thought of this kite design before? .... seems so obvious now

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Jerry Seinfeld wants the new Acura NSX. He loves it so much, the new ad from Acura would have us believe, that he would do anything to be the first person to own one.
Unfortunately, Jerry is number two on the list, and the ad shows us just how far he’s prepared to take that first spot from an unsuspecting customer.
The elaborate ad, which Acura posted on YouTube, is quite long (1:52), but it’s well worth the watch. In it, Seinfeld concocts a myriad of hilarious favors he’s ready to perform in order to get that car first; he even calls on his old frenemy, the Soup Nazi, to aid him. However, as usual, things don’t go exactly as planned.

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'FEAR FACTOR' DONKEY CHICKSIt's NOT Animal Porn!

The chick who chugged donkey baby batter on "Fear Factor" tells TMZ ... the act DOES NOT constitute bestiality ... despite the sexual manner in which the elixir was harvested.

TMZ spoke with Claire -- the smokin' hot chick at the heart of the donkey controversy ... who tells us she and her twin sister Brynne are "proud" they rose to the challenge on the show, even though NBC pulled the episode.

We asked if there's a difference between the FF stunt and bestiality porn, to which they replied, "There's a large difference ... no sexual acts involved."

When we asked Claire (who drank the semen) and Brynne (who drank urine) if they would do it again ... they answered, "Probably, we are proud of what we did."

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awwwwwwwwwww...

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What happens when two best friends make it to the championship round of a kickboxing tournament.

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Classic Celebs

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Discussion Topic of the Day: The latest entry in Dr. Jonathan Pararajasingham‘s thought-provoking series “Speaking About God” (1, 2) features 30 renowned writers discussing their disbelief in the Divine.

Arthur C. Clarke, Issac Asimov, Gore Vidal, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Margaret Atwood, are among the authors featured in the compilation. A complete list is available in the video’s description.

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There are so many music video tributes on the interwebs that it’s nearly impossible to watch them all, but really easy to see when one musician stands out above the rest.

Richie Castellano is a perfect example of standout quality musician, and his version ofBohemian Rhapsody by Queen is so good that he deserves a 2 lighter salute!

I’m sure some of you are saying “Bohemian Rhapsody again?” but seriously, check it out if only to see Richie play every instrument and sing, he has some serious skills!

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'FEAR FACTOR' SEMEN DRINKERDonkey Sauce Was Hot & BitterWith 'Hints of Hay'

One of the "Fear Factor" contestants who drank donkey semen is finally breaking her silence -- claiming her spunk-chugging experience "was the hardest 15 minutes of my life."

Twins Brynne and Claire Odioso -- who competed on the episode -- called in to the Cowhead Show in Tampa today, describing the donkey splooge-o-rama in graphic detail.

According to Brynne, the twins got to choose who downed the semen and who drank the donkey urine -- Claire pulled the short straw.

According to Claire, producers left the semen sitting out all day in the hot sun -- and by the time she got to drinking it, it was boiling hot ... which made the smell unbearable.

Claire said it was extremely bitter going down ... "with hints of hay" -- and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.

As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety -- Claire added, "It's a lot thicker."

Not that she knows from experience or anything.

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So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full

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World Record Big Wave SurferI Have SuperhumanUnderwater Survival Abilities

He already holds the world record for surfing the biggest wave on the planet at 90 feet (below) -- but pro surfer Garrett McNamara still thinks he can shatter it ... with his incredible customized oxygen-enhanced wetsuit.

Garrett tells TMZ, the suit was enhanced with a special oxygen pocket developed by Camelback -- the water canteen company -- designed to hold a small oxygen reserve in the suit's lining, allowing McNamara to breathe oxygen underwater through a straw.

According to Garrett, the suit would give him several extra minutes of survival in case a massive wave buries him below the surface -- and in those situations, minutes can save a life.

McNamara tells us, he's currently looking to break his 90-foot wave record with the new suit -- hunting down a 120-footer in Nazare, Portugal ... where the biggest waves in the world break.

McNamara says he uses military-grade wave-tracking technology to follow the swells -- the same tech used by the Navy.

He even has a private jet at his disposal -- to make the 5-hour flight from Miami to Nazare at a moment's notice.

We asked McNamara how he knows he'll survive -- he simply replied, "I don't."

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can't figure if I'm attracted by this or not

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just some penguins

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Just Released: New Footage of Japan Tsunami

Go Holland!

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Mystery over blue jelly balls in hailstorm

A man in Dorset has been left mystified after tiny blue spheres fell from the sky into his garden. Steve Hornsby from Bournemouth said the 3cm diameter balls came raining down late on Thursday afternoon during a hail storm. He found about a dozen of the balls in his garden. He said: "[They're] difficult to pick up, I had to get a spoon and flick them into a jam jar."

The Met Office said the jelly-like substance was "not meteorological". Mr Hornsby, a former aircraft engineer, said: "The sky went a really dark yellow colour. As I walked outside to go to the garage there was an instant hail storm for a few seconds and I thought, 'what's that in the grass'?"

Walking around his garden he found many more blue spheres were scattered across the grass. He said: "The have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren't sticky and do not melt." Mr Hornsby said he was keeping the balls in his fridge while he tried to find out what they were.

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Josie Pegg, an applied science research assistant at Bournemouth University, speculated that the apparently strange phenomena might be "marine invertebrate eggs". "These have been implicated in previous 'strange goo' incidents," she said. "I'd have thought it's a little early for spawning but I suppose we've had a very mild winter. The transmission of eggs on birds' feet is well documented and I guess if a bird was caught out in a storm this could be the cause."

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I'm surprised no one thought of this before..... it has modern classic written all over it..... (maybe)

God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer.

The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to cleanse American culture of its false and foolish idols, is due in theaters May 11th.

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Snowmobile freestyler Colten Moore had the dubious honor of being the first person at Winter X Games 2012 to wipeout in spectacular fashion.

The Extreme Texan walked away from the 120-foot freefall unscathed, and even managed to pick up a gold medal for his trouble.

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Hula Hoop Cam

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best video of dogs playing I've ever seen

Beautiful Day at the Dog Park from Kelsey Wynns on Vimeo.

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This is quite amazing..... an English teacher in a rap battle with one of his students!

this is why I love the internet.... they suss the shit out if it's bogus!

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The highly entertaining Vi Hart is back with another episode of Doodling in Math Class. Her videos are fun to watch, clear and easy to understand, and express the joy of scientific discovery:

This pattern is not just useful, not just beautiful, but inevitable. This is why science and mathematics are so much fun. You discover things that seem impossible to be true and then get to figure out why it’s impossible for them to not be.

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